First, please enjoy some snowy Citizens Bank Park scenery from earlier this week. Second, on to the topic of this week’s post. We all know the classic song. Whether you’ve attended an elementary school choir concert, sang in one or simply listen to WOGL 98.1 nonstop from Thanksgiving until Christmas Day (you know who you are), you’ve heard “The Twelve Days of Christmas” and lyrics describing one’s true love giving them random birds, people doing various activities and five gold rings. If you’re looking for an updated and more useful adaptation of these 12 days, look no further. Now presenting the Phillies 12 Days of Christmas Event, which runs from December 13 through December 24 at the Majestic Clubhouse Store — a drumroll from those drummers drumming would be nice right about now… Directions: Please read or sing aloud, if you’re so inclined, to the melody of “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” Remember to pace yourself, there are a lot of days and deals going on here!

On the first day of Christmas, the Phillies wanted me… to get cozy with 30% off outerwear — like knit hats and maybe a scarf… ’cause baby, it’s cold outside!

On the second day of Christmas, the Phillies gave to me… 50% off with a military ID. (Thank you for your service!)

On the third day of Christmas, the Phillies gave me… the option to get up-close and personal with free jersey… and hat personalizations with a purchase. (Looks pretty high-tech, doesn’t it?) On the fourth day of Christmas, the Phillies gave to me… a buy one, get one free headwear opportunity. Headwear? Yep, that’s a lot of hats.

On the fifth day of Christmas, the Phillies gave me THREE AWESOME THINGS:

Buy one, get one free on all t-shirts and tanks (because it will get warm again, some day soon)…

…FREE Clubhouse Tours, in holiday decor, from 10:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. in half-hour intervals…

…AND Phils manager Ryne Sandberg as a special guest on SportsRadio 94WIP live broadcast at noon!

(Phew… that’s just day 5? Okay, let’s keep going.)

On the sixth day of Christmas, the Phillies gave to me… 30% off ’47 Brand apparel and headwear. (Man, that stuff is nice.)

On the seventh day of Christmas, the Phillies offered me… Majestic apparel at a 30% discount.

On the eighth day of Christmas, the Phillies gave to me… 30% off apparel and headwear by Nike.

On the ninth day of Christmas, the Fightins gave to me…

…30% off Kids/Phanatic apparel and headwear (We really like 30% discounts, so what?)…

…A not-so-typical Garage Sale from 10:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. (We’re talking game-used and autographed memorabilia in our Authentics garage people!)…

…And Phanta Claus photos for the family! (From 11:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m. in the Phanatic Attic.)

On the tenth day of Christmas, the Phillies offered me… some specials on Phils Publications and DVDs.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Phils gave to me… (you guessed it!) 30% off apparel, merchandise and novelties for the Ladies. (Oooo, it’s a lady!)

On the TWELFTH day of Christmas, the Phillies gave to me…a Last Minute Shopping Savings Opportunity!  That’s 30% off anything you can fit in a Phanatic reusable bag!

THE END.

PHEW!

That was a lot of days and Phillies offers…Yes, okay, these lyrics didn’t go exactly like the song/melody but we’re not composers over here. We do applaud you for getting through it while singing on key though — bravo! If you have any questions on which day of Christmas coincides with which date, because we don’t want you to miss any deals, go here.

Happy Holidays! Buy your true love something nice, will ya?